Will Rogers
“It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.”
“There are three kinds of men: the ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.”
“Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you can find a rock.”
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
“I never met a man I didn’t like.”