Frank Zappa
“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”
“Politics is the entertainment division of the military–industrial complex.”
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”
“Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.”
“Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”
“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”
“So many books, so little time.”