Dorothy Parker
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
“I hate writing, I love having written.”
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
“I hate writing, I love having written.”
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”