“On earth there is only one tragedy: the pain of not being loved.”
“It is not how old you are, but how you are old.”
“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
“Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.”
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”
“It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.”
“There are three kinds of men: the ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.”
“Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you can find a rock.”
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
“I never met a man I didn’t like.”
“You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.”
“Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.”
“Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.”
“It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself.”
“With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.”
“You must do the things you think you cannot do.”
“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”