Humor
“Some people see the glass half full, some see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
“The planet is fine. The people are messed up.”
“Le plus perdu de tous les jours est celui où l'on n'a pas ri.”
“We're all mad here.”
“I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.”
“Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.”
“You can observe a lot by watching.”
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
“It ain't over till it's over.”
“Quotation: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”
“Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
“We are all born mad. Some remain so.”
“Der Vorhang zu und alle Fragen offen.”